In Response to "Intense Guy"

While I adore...ADORE...the car you selected for me, I think it should be publicly known that, for the safety of children and adults, I do not drive.

At work, before the tourists come, it's typical for us guides to take golf carts around and check for sticks, glass, etc. But it usually results in fun as we off-road it and chase geese around with the carts.

I have a license, but I hardly ever drive. I think the last time I drove a car was during my road test. However, I do drive the cart.

The first time I drove the golf cart, I may have crashed into a giant stone building. Also known as a church. I may have confused the gas with the break and sped UP while heading towards the giant stone building.

That cart has been messed up ever since. Sometimes the bosses complain about that cart, saying, "How come the four-seater doesn't turn right?!

I still haven't 'fessed up.

Oh well...

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