Creepy Men

Tour guides have to deal with creepy men. And since you're a tour guide and you're basically being paid to talk to and be nice to people, they get more leeway than in real life. In real life, if you're taking pictures of me with your phone, your phone will soon be under a bus.

But when I'm at work, I kind of have to deal with it since photographing me is obviously allowed.

So when a guy comes up to me and says,

"Wow, you girl guides sure are hot. Prettier than Betty Boop."

I kind of have to deal with it.

But there is a line that cannot be crossed.

"Where do you live? It's OK to tell me - I'm a cop in Jamaica."

Yeah...see...that doesn't make sense.